LMFAO…another must read!?

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Question by Mercia L: LMFAO…another must read!?
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all
around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something, but the boy continues.
“Johnny!” Mom screams. “Knock it off.” You’re going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge.
A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she’s finished, she looks down and can’t believe what she’s seeing. She’s not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
“Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?” she asks.
He says, “I’ve been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a fart!”
*star if you like;-)

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Answer by Sugar
brilliant! lmao :)

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I was sat there just minding my own business and having a look through some bits and pieces left on the side in our ‘studio’ (note use of inverted commas!) when i came across an unused R2D2 stencil that was done in advance of our recent Star Wars commission (http://thisisidiom.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/the-star-wars-commission) but not used for the final piece. Now, as i had spent the time in creating and cutting the stencil I thought it damned lazy that I hadn’t used it so set about rectifying that mistake as quickly as possible.

‘Nobody understands me!’ is the result of that decision and whilst not perfect (but then what is?) I’ve got to say i’m quite happy with the end result (the shadow underneath is probably my main bone of contention). I wasn’t really sure how to give it that little id-iom twist until I thought about how the astromech droids (artoo units to you and me) communicate in their odd little combination of clicks and whistles which, despite the fact that most people in the Star Wars films seem to understand them, are generally unintelligible – and nobody ever speaks back to them in this language (which seems like bad robot design now i think about it!) So then i had a small flash of inspiration – I would have the robot thinking ‘Why does nobody understand me?’ in a completely unreadable text.

Hey presto! Job done. I hope you like.

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This picture was done as a gift for a good friend. Wanna hear the story that inspired it?? Well, here it goes:

There I was with Old Ben just having a quiet drink in a scruffy South London boozer and minding my business when some foreign tough nut walks past and manages to knock the drink out of my hand. After saying something to me i couldn’t understand (I couldn’t even work out what language he was speaking) the man he was with comes over and says that his friend doesn’t like me. And that he doesn’t like me either.

I’m sure they were chatting nonsense but this guy reckons they were wanted men who were not to be trifled with so i promised him i’d be more careful. But that wasn’t enough and he has to go and escalate the situation by shouting death threats at me. At this point Old Ben steps in and tries to chill the situation by saying i’m not worth bothering with – but that isn’t enough for Mr Tough Guy. Realising what is going to happen next i try to move carefully back as things are just about to turn ugly. The rest, as they say, is history…

It’s all true. I swear it!

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Richard Laermer: Marketing, Advertising, Branding & PR Speaker, Co-Author of Punk Marketing

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This is a guestion for the guys. Do any of you wear male make up?

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Question by Starbucks27: This is a guestion for the guys. Do any of you wear male make up?
I saw this ad and wondered what you all thought.

The Men Pen™ is a cosmetic concealer stick specifically designed for men. This is the same product that male actors and models use in their everyday life and on photo shoots. The Men Pen™ comes in 17 colors so theres an exact match for everyone. The pocket size stick goes with you while at work or the club.

The men pen product is a product made specifically for men to help cover up blemishes. Are you a club goer who wants to dress to impress when going out, an executive man who needs to look good for business meetings, a model who is used to having perfect looking skin in pictures, or you just simply want to cover those blemishes. The men pen product is makeup for Men.
It not spam. just wondered if any men would be taken in by such and advert and buy the product.

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Answer by Micheal M
I don’t, but I am not gay or bi.

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Survey! Would you buy this?

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Question by Lotte P: Survey! Would you buy this?
Me and my best friend have this assignment to do for school in business management class. And we were told to create a product, any product.
W came up with the Piano pen, its a piano on the top of your pen that you can play aloud or with your earphones plugged in. it has 5 keys low to high. on the main body it has a print of a paino, then it has a bendy/elasticy bit that you can stretch to expand the length of your pen. the ball point is soft and black ink.
know what im saying? its an attractive pen trust me.
so here are you QUESTIONSSS :) ;

1. who/why would you buy the product? (family, christmas etc)

2. how much would you pay?

3. where would you buy it? (uk shops)

thank you soo much we need this as soon as possible plese, thanks!

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Answer by «κ∂кαsђî»®
1) i’d buy the product for a person who like piano’s (as a gift) or if i like it then for myself

2) that would depend on how good the actual pen is, i may pay up to £15 if its good (in quality) &attractive.

3) It would probably be in shops like Argos and big supermarkets so i’d buy it from those :)

Your welcome :) hope this helps yuu ! :D
Nice pen btw :P

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another one for you all?

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Question by barz: another one for you all?
A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something.
The boy continues. “Johnny!” mom screams. “Knock it off. You’re going to break something.” He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she’s finished she looks down and can’t believe what she’s seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She’s not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
“Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?” she asks.
He says, “I’ve been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I’ve ever seen a fart!”

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Answer by Soap Addict
You what, man? Me no get this one, soz! Star for trying!

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Not really a question, need some advice on getting a new puppy?

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Question by ms_jaffa_cake: Not really a question, need some advice on getting a new puppy?
Me and my bf live in a 2 bedroom rented house. We are allowed pets, as long as we pay for any damage.
I have grown up with dogs my whole life, but never actually had my OWN. So need a bit of advice.
Would it be feasible to get a puppy if we both work? One day a week I work till 5pm, but the rest of the days I finish between 3 and 4. My bf finshes around 4 sometimes earlier, will the puppy be ok left at home?
There is a “dog flap” already in the back door of the house, so was thinking of building a pen so the puppy can still wander outside in the day and do his business. That way he can stretch his legs and not damage anything-will he be safe? Its a yard. Where do i put the poop?
When I first get him, I dont think i am allowed to walk him because he hasnt had his injections, when does he get them? Do i need to register at the vets?

This is something I really want. we were going to get 2 puppies, but thinking it might be too difficult?
We may be leaving this house in about 2-3 years, because the landlady’s son will be finishing uni and is going to some back to live here, and well need to find another house that accepts pets. We are wanting a mortgage but cant at the min, coz they are asking too much for the deposit. I want one within the next month or so, but what if we cant find anywhere to live that accepts pets? I dont want to wait until we can get a mortage coz that will take years. SHould we still get one? It will be our first dog together.
Sorry its long!
Also, if it starting crying at night, what should I do? Ingore it or bring it nearer to my bedroom? Will the neighbours not be angry or should I let them now in advance?
Me and my bf both work for ourselves, and were very flexible I can come home at dinner and make sure their ok. And take a week off the first week and start the training process.

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Answer by EssJay
This is too long to leave a puppy. Try getting an older, housebroken dog from a rescue and wait uintil you are at home more or can get someone to come in a few times in the day before getting a puppy.
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Definitely do not try and get two together, in fact no responsble breeder will let you have two together, especially as you are first time owners.

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